Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Tweets from the Edge - NaNoWriMo 2011


30 Days Ago:
  • I’d like the mornings better if they happened later in the day. #coffee

28 Days Ago:
  • Time for @NaNoWriMo again already? Damn. Bye, social life.
  • Someone snuck in my house and stole all my plot bunnies. Bastards.

27 Days Ago:
  • The spirit is willing, but the flesh fucked off and went to bed.
  • I cannot overestimate exactly how badly I want to go back to bed right now.

26 Days Ago:
  • At teh bar, drinking teh beers.
  • This week is not going according to plan. So it’s a typical week. At least I found my socks.

25 Days Ago:
  • How am I pushing my #NaNoWriMo word count forward? Karaoke night, of course! #procrastination

24 Days Ago:
  • Need to write my #NaNoWriMo novel. Still. Damn it.

23 Days Ago:
  • Theoretically writing. Really pondering doughnuts. About 6,000 words behind schedule. But doughnuts are soooo yummy… #NaNoWriMo
  • Slowly going mad. Seeing word counts in my dreams. #NaNoWriMo
  • Brain is moosh. #NaNoWriMo Also, kinda hate @KalebNation a little bit right now. #overachieverssuck
  • Computer is either possessed by Satan or rebelling against the injustice of #NaNoWriMo
  • Someone please take me out for coffee and lie to me about how talented I am. #NaNoWriMo meltdown
  • I have misplaced my motivation. And one sock. #NaNoWriMo
  • It’s really hard to make microfiche research sound exciting. #NaNoWordSprints
  • Totally blocked. Going for some Drano and a plunger. #NaNoWriMo

22 Days Ago:
  • #NaNoWriMo is making me make bad choices. Backing away from the computer slowly before someone gets hurt.
  • Oh, the fuckery today!

21 Days Ago:
  • As I continue to age, I wonder when that maturity thing is supposed to happen.

19 Days Ago:
  • It’s effing freezing & I’m trying to convince myself to take a shower. But ZOMG it’s effing FREEZING!!!

18 Days Ago:
  • At the dentist. #PartyLikeIts1999
  • Long for freedom? Start with less restrictive underwear and work your way up.

16 Days Ago:
  • My youngest has decided to celebrate his birthday by pushing his luck. Hard.

15 Days Ago:
  • Impending madness?!? Where?? I don’t see anything! #TwitchyWriter

14 Days Ago:
  • @NaNoWriMo Where are my accurate stats? How can I obsessively update without the right stats?!? #goestowritebadbeatpoetry

12 Days Ago:
  • I am completely slap-happy, and I now have to go to a church meeting & act well-adjusted. #NotGonnaEndWell
  • My youngest is driving me completely insane this morning. #TwitchyWriter

9 Days Ago:
  • Whither thou goest, there thou art. #NaNoWriMo and crazy…
  • I wouldn’t mind Monday so much if it didn’t start so bloody early. #SleepDeprived #NaNoWriMo hangover
  • ZOMG!!! @100MonkeysMusic makes nutso offspring mellow! Who knew? #PutsOnEndlessLoop

5 Days Ago:
  • “Let’s drive to New York.” “Now?” “Sure!” … “Oh, why the hell not. Let’s go.” Yay!!!” #roadtrip
  • Black Friday will be used for research. And groceries. #NotEnoughCoffeeInTheWorld
  • Debating technique for interviewing police. Liberal use of the word “Sir” a big part of the plan.
  • Settling in for a writing binge. #caffeine #NaNoWriMo
  • Looks like the world’s gone mad. Good thing I was already there. #NaNoWriMo #InsaneAuthor

4 Days Ago:
  • At this point, zombie ninja squirrels would really help to liven up my evening. #NaNoWriMo means #NoLife
  • Sing to me, @samueltwitt1, while I create people out of air and intuition.
  • I should have gone with the squirrel idea. #NaNoWriMo
  • Sleep deprivation. Nonstop caffeine consumption. Talking to self. Swearing at computer. Must be #NaNoWriMo
  • Tried lying back & thinking of England. Didn’t help. #NaNoWriMo
  • Too early. I’ve lost that loving feeling. #NotEnoughCoffeeInTheWorld

3 Days Ago:
  • Back home. #naptime

2 Days Ago:
  • Experimenting with how much I can write before I go stark raving mad. Oops. Loo late. #NaNoWriMo
  • Zero sleep. 10,000 words left to go. @samueltwitt1 @100MonkeysMusic keeping me awake. #NaNoWriMo #NotEnoughCoffeeInTheWorld
  • Singing my children awake for a change of pace. #NotEnoughCoffeeInTheWorld
  • Looking back at my sanity with a deep feeling of nostalgia. #NaNoWriMo

1 Day Ago:
  • Have decided to work the phrase “snickerdoodle mambo” into my novel somehow. #NaNoWriMo #NotEnoughCoffeeInTheWorld
  • Beating the hell out of my protagonist. #MustBeTuesday

  • Won. Woo. Going to sleep now. Bigger Woo. #NaNoWriMo

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