So a lot of my friends and family (and random people on the
street) have told me they envy me because I get to work from home. I get to
write all day – just spend countless carefree hours imagining different people
and places and bringing those dreams to life. Yes, I get to spend oodles of
quality time with my children, be my own boss, and slack off whenever I damn
well please. A life of personal fulfillment and freedom to do whatever I want,
whenever I want.
Yeah, about that…
Here’s the reality. Today I woke up at 6:00 a.m. (ish),
pried my teenager out of bed, threw clothes at the teenager, peeled 2nd
grader off the floor (don’t ask), threw clothes at the 2nd grader,
made coffee, made lunches, kissed hubs and teenager goodbye, threw clothes at
myself, fed 2nd grader and cats breakfast, entered missing
advancement information into Scout online advancement system, tallied awards
needed, created spreadsheet for Pinewood Derby kit distribution, checked my
email, and dropped off 2nd grader at school. AND THEN I drove
downtown to the Scout Shop, spent half an hour registering new Scouts, picking
up Pinewood Derby kits, and pulling the various awards that the online
advancement system said I needed. AND THEN I drove to the Cub Scout pack’s bank
to make a deposit. AND THEN I drove home, drafted a contract, emailed various
Scout leaders and parents with questions and clarifications, emailed all Scout
leaders about meeting agenda items, discussed leadership continuity with the
Cubmaster, and discussed contract matters with a publishing house. AND THEN I
picked up the teenager, ordered trophies for Pinewood Derby, sent my zillionth
text to my committee, came home, did homework with the 2nd grader,
waded through all the awards I’d purchased and divided them by den and Scout,
texted missing awards for my husband to pick up on his way home, ordered a
pizza, and fed the cats.
In a few minutes, I’ll have to inhale some food, change into
my leader uniform, and run to the Scout meeting.
See any writing in there? No? Hmm…
Oh, thank heaven the pizza just showed up!
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