Since I've been sick with the flu, I haven't been keeping up with my blog. To make up for it, a little snapshot of how Christmas morning usually goes in my house. Twelve Days of Christmas is for underachievers - we can knock that shit out in twelve MINUTES!!!
5:00 a.m.
“Mommy! Mommy! Santa came! Santa came! Come on!!!!”
5:01 a.m.
*Groan*
5:02 a.m.
“Mooooommmm!!! Hurry up!!!”
5:03 a.m.
*Flush*
5:04 a.m.
“Where’s that damn camera?”
5:05 a.m.
“Okay, okay. What did everyone get in their stockings?”
5:06 a.m.
“Wow!”
5:07 a.m.
“All right. Let's start with one present per person!”
5:08 a.m.
*rip*
5:09 a.m.
“Thank you, Santa!!!”
5:10 a.m.
“Is that it?”
5:11 a.m.
“Okay, let’s clean up the wrapping paper, kids!”
5:12 a.m.
*ZZZzzzzzzzzzzz*
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