Friday, December 23, 2011

The Twelve Minutes of Christmas


Since I've been sick with the flu, I haven't been keeping up with my blog. To make up for it, a little snapshot of how Christmas morning usually goes in my house. Twelve Days of Christmas is for underachievers - we can knock that shit out in twelve MINUTES!!!

5:00 a.m.
          “Mommy! Mommy! Santa came! Santa came! Come on!!!!”

5:01 a.m.
          *Groan*

5:02 a.m.
          “Mooooommmm!!! Hurry up!!!”

5:03 a.m.
          *Flush*

5:04 a.m.
          “Where’s that damn camera?”


5:05 a.m.
          “Okay, okay. What did everyone get in their stockings?”

5:06 a.m.
          “Wow!”

5:07 a.m.
          “All right. Let's start with one present per person!”

5:08 a.m.
          *rip*

5:09 a.m.
          “Thank you, Santa!!!”

5:10 a.m.
          “Is that it?”

5:11 a.m.
          “Okay, let’s clean up the wrapping paper, kids!”

5:12 a.m.
          *ZZZzzzzzzzzzzz*

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